My name is Kris. I am an adult.


Will Arnett and Spike Jonze


thatsmoderatelyraven:

:putnam:

Via A childish wish for snow.

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Via :PO:

me

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this is actually a smoothie, so this picture is irrelevant 

this is actually a smoothie, so this picture is irrelevant 



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noprogressisprogress:

map of space debris floating around earth. 


Dream it off, into you. And I want you to remember me.


FUCK

andorbean:

I FAILED MY MUSIC CLASS

AND I FAILED CALCULUS

I CAN’T TELL MY PARENTS!

I failed computer science and chemistry, but my mom knew, haha.  Failbrozz

Via Co wboy D elic i ou s

hollywoodgt:

You Only Live Once might as well try heroin.



(Source: diacetyl)


  • TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Via A childish wish for snow.



gorillaxbiscuits:

floridabeatdowns:

MY GRANDMA STAYS NEGATIVE.

FLORIDA ELDERCORE SQUAD GOES HARD.

FLORDIA ELDERCORE REPRESENT


Via That Of Which Is Mine.

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